when you make a self deprecating joke around someone who’s not depressed

bestie. beloved. bastard.

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

More favourite tropes:

• “Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”
   
  
• “Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”
   
  
• “Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the circumstance at hand].“
   
  
• “Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“
   
  
• “Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“
   
  
• “Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”
  

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

the feeling when a book fucks you up so hard you have to put it down and take a break because your emotional threshold has reached it's limit

Intense Emoji banishing Spell - for someone to leave you the fuck alone.

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